We assert the Ramen zeta function has its zeros only at the negative even integers and complex numbers with real part 1/2.
The proof is in the chili peppers.
I think you have something there! I was mostly thinking of the Ramen Hypothesis for curves over finite fields. I am puzzled and confounded by the progress in the latest WAP videos. If I was a betting man, I'd bet they're inches away from being touched by his noodly appendage!
It is known among the Mystic Society of Attractors that the real part of every non-trivial zero of the Ramen zeta function is always halved. The true meaning of the above assertion is that Ramen should always be halved when cooked with the one that shares the knowledge.