Of prayers and prayers:
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Grandmother: βDo you say your prayers every night?β
Grandson: βOh, yes!β
βAnd every morning?β
βNo. Iβm not scared in the daytime.β
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Pious old lady, after the war: βGod was very good to us.
We prayed and prayed, so all the bombs fell on the other side of the town!β
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