A cowboy was riding across the desert when he came upon an Indian lying on the
road with his head and ear to the ground.
“How yah doing, chief?” said the cowboy.
“Big paleface with red hair driving dark green Mercedes-Benz with German shepherd
dog inside and license plate number SDT965 going headed West.”
“Gee chief, yah mean you hear all that just listening to the ground?”
“I’m not listening to the ground. The SOB ran over me.
🙂